gimlet 

The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.

Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.

gimlet by nghhhhh August 15, 2006

Gimlet 

Used to affectionately refer to a naive or clueless person.

“How did you forget to go to your exam? You’re such a gimlet.”

Gimlet by …………………………………………………… March 19, 2025

Gimlet

When you fold someone like a lawn chair and send them straight to reflection mode.

Bro kept yappin’ so he got gimleted.

Gimlet by baddiebabe November 21, 2025

gimlet-eyed 

refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.

"I do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself."

gimlet-eyed by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

Wumple Gimlet 

The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.

“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”

“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”

“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”

“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”

“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”

“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”

“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”

“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”

Wumple Gimlet by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017

Slurping gimlet 

That guy Phil is always slurping his girlfriends gimlet.

Hey babe, I remember when I was slurping gimlet on your friends couch.

Slurping gimlet by CharlesXavier November 13, 2021

Iowa City Gimlet 

The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.

Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.

Iowa City Gimlet by Mimi’s polygottus October 4, 2022