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gillotti 

A two-timing skank that was inbred from a pack of wolves. A Gillotti will typically say that he loves a mother, then go have wild jungle room sex with the father. Of all the skanks in the world, this can certainly be considered the most anally dangerous.
I just saw my buddy Chris pull a Gillotti on Zach's parents. Gross!
gillotti by Maukstraussity January 13, 2008
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Gilletting 

Staying up late playing video games and jerking off. In order to compete the Gillette you must also fall asleep at work due to the late night of jerking off and playing video games.
You see Nick over there? He must have been gilletting all night he can barely stay away.
Gilletting by geechsmellhound November 4, 2012
Gillotts is in Henley-On-Thames so you may think; "oh thats posh" pahaha.. that's the funniest thing i have heard ever! Its a hole with heating that often fails in the midst of winter which leaves its pupils freezing cold, in this instance we wear home jumpers and our deputy, takes them away from us when its snowing?!?! what an idiot! about 99% of the year 8 pupils have gone further than 2nd base, and by year 10 its a sin not to have had sex yet and are rejected by your peers if not and are considered a "pussy". our rules are ridiculous enough that you could use them to run the country, skirt long, trousers up, blue or black biro, 2 rulers? why would you ever need 2 rulers? < if you fail to meet these requirements then you are issued with a two hour after school detention; if you fail to attend this it turns into a temporary exclusion, for not having an extra ruler - ridiculous!
everyone smokes at "the tree" and people are constantly offered a "zoot" or a "toke" once in a while, "50p for a fag!"

all in all - i can honestly say that this school's facilities are crap, rules are crap, teachers are horrible, and the people in it are "different" to say the least!
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Gillotts by maemaw1 December 7, 2011

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

Gillotine 

After fucking a bitch, proceeding to cry and act like a faget because you feel bad.
Yo, did you hear, the other night Lou fucked that chick and gillotined.
Gillotine by Dave Boffa March 24, 2005

Gillattino

A stronger than usual white (coffee), with a velvety smooth composition.
'Damn, screw this flat white - i'm gonna have me a Gillattino'; 'Man those Gillattinos'll take your head off'
Gillattino by The Dealio December 12, 2013

Gilletting 

When a man displays characteristics that are traditionally displayed by a soy boy or white knight. These terms are often interchangeable.
when a guy is gilletting it is usually a sign that he is a beta male with low testosterone and is most likely pussy whipped
I swear, when we are at the bar tonight Jim better not start Gilletting. I hate it when he pulls that soy shit.
Gilletting by jarlin dando March 14, 2019
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