Way bigger than a megaboner but INCREDIBLY smaller than the legenday omegaboner. boner so big you can shove it down your own throat and out your asshole.

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VAGINA, WHAT'S IT'S POWA LEVEL?!
IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
WHAT?...NINE THOUSAND?!

gigaboner by MrBates July 29, 2010

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gigatonic

A form of measurement used by mostly “youngsters” or “millennials” to show how large something is when all other words have failed in expressing how big said object or action is.

Person 1: Yo man! Last night she gave me the gigatonic succ it was so extreme!!!

Person 2: That succ had to be quite the deal if you had to use “gigatonic” to describe it.

gigatonic by Kelpflakes October 29, 2017

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Gigahon

A hon with a body sculpted by the Greek Gods. Their soft skin from transitioning is accentuated by a strong and muscular physique. These strong, independent, usually non-passing transwomen have embraced the best of both worlds, the yin and the yang. Peak strength with peak beauty.

Gym Goer 1: That dude just bench pressed 700 pounds! WOW!
Gym Goer 2: That's not a dude, or a man... That's a hon.

Gym Goer 1: What, she's trans?! That means she doesn't have any testosterone and she can lift that much?
Gym Goer 2: Right. She's amazing. She's a Gigahon.

Gigahon by muhf June 21, 2021

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Gigamonumepic

A word to describe something/one of great awe.

"Fair play to you Chef, that food was gigamonumepic"
"What? George Bush has been shot? GIGAMONUMEPIC"

Gigamonumepic by GrosZ January 14, 2009

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gigaton

a unit of explosive force equal to one billion (109) tons of trinitrotoluene (TNT) or a unit of weight for a really fat person.

damn that girls badonka donk weighs at least 10 gigatons!

gigaton by dollsofvalley June 13, 2014

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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