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Gigahon

A hon with a body sculpted by the Greek Gods. Their soft skin from transitioning is accentuated by a strong and muscular physique. These strong, independent, usually non-passing transwomen have embraced the best of both worlds, the yin and the yang. Peak strength with peak beauty.
Gym Goer 1: That dude just bench pressed 700 pounds! WOW!
Gym Goer 2: That's not a dude, or a man... That's a hon.

Gym Goer 1: What, she's trans?! That means she doesn't have any testosterone and she can lift that much?
Gym Goer 2: Right. She's amazing. She's a Gigahon.
by muhf June 21, 2021
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Gigahon

A really really really ugly non-passing trans woman, instantly clockable due to a hopelessly masculine face, jaw, or build.
Eric Taxxon is the most hideous gigahon I've ever seen. Nigga looks like an ogre.
by ratpanties April 17, 2024
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gigaholic

A geek who just needs to have the latest and fastest computer.
"He's such a gigaholic." "There is more free space on his hard drive than in his apartment."
by TBA November 7, 2006
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Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything
Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022
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gigaboner

Way bigger than a megaboner but INCREDIBLY smaller than the legenday omegaboner. boner so big you can shove it down your own throat and out your asshole.
gigaboner
VAGINA, WHAT'S IT'S POWA LEVEL?!
IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
WHAT?...NINE THOUSAND?!
by MrBates July 29, 2010
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gigatonic

A form of measurement used by mostly “youngsters” or “millennials” to show how large something is when all other words have failed in expressing how big said object or action is.
Person 1: Yo man! Last night she gave me the gigatonic succ it was so extreme!!!

Person 2: That succ had to be quite the deal if you had to use “gigatonic” to describe it.
by Kelpflakes October 29, 2017
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gigahoozle

A computing misspeak in the vein of the "interwebs," makes fun of those who can't tell a gigahertz from a gigahoozle.
Gordon: How many gigahoozles does your new computer have?
Lynn: I don't know. Let me ask teh interwebs.
by Bob Gordon February 17, 2008
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