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gymposter 

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.
Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.
gymposter by jimbobf July 26, 2011
That guy who always links to GIF animations to get the message across on forums or social networking sites; often to keep ahead of the mainstream crowd by not using English(a "popular" language structure).
That GIFster keeps sending me annoying GIF's to my twitter.
GIFster by JHawl October 12, 2012
Gay hipsters; gay (sometimes bisexual) male akin to the indie community. Has elegant taste in films (Bergman, Allen, Trier, Almodovar, Godard, and Wong are very popular in this group), music (ranging from Joanna Newsom's Ys to Broken Social Scene, Final Fantasy, Deerhunter, Björk, Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear, of Montreal, Patrick Wolf, The Fiery Furnaces, electronica, and usually what is actually good, not just indie) literature (almost all are writers), art (Most are not artistically capable, but interest is undoubtedly present. Some make art, regardless of ability and skill.) etc. Often vegan or vegetarian, some European exceptions. Also, statistically either a Taurus or a Gemeni. Can speak more than one or two languages. (French and Swedish are very common; the former nearly mandatory.) Sex and the City, Skins, and Absolutely Fabulous are essential for television, as well as an ironic TV series on which Lifetime: Television for Women airs reruns. (The Golden Girls and Roseanne are most common.) They usually smoke weed and/or drink alcohol regularly. Major, gay-friendly cities will attract them; the Bay Area and Chicago are most common. Librarians in later life; known for sense of fashion.
2006 was truly a gipster's dream come true for music with such releases as The Knife's Silent Shout, Grizzly Bear's Yellow House, Owen Pallett's sophmore, and, of course, the crown jewel gipster garabe (hipster garabe)... Ys by Joanna Newsom.
gipster by blueberryboat August 5, 2009

GIFpotence 

n: Inability to find the right GIF to reply to someone with.
Walt's search for the perfect reply GIF, was hindered by a bout of GIFpotence.
GIFpotence by LordKaladar August 19, 2014
a gay hipster. alternative gays who tend to go to straight parties that are associated with hipsters.
hey, did you see that gipster at misshapes last night?
gipster by gigikinks December 31, 2006

gimpster 

A super wanker with a alter personality. A extreme hypercondriac and a compulsive liar.
Man i was talking with this gimpster about the snow out west and you wouldn't believe the things he told me. He told me he goes prairie dog fishing. That guy has a serious alter personality disorder.
gimpster by ---- PDF ---- June 30, 2009