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A giffy is a cute giraffe. This does not include claves. When they become full grown, they may become a giffy.
GIFFY!
Giffy by Rldgjldsas November 15, 2010
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Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.
Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.
GIFFY by SkittlesJC December 28, 2008
Like a wifey. But a girlfriend instead of wife.

ie. OWNED (and damm good at it)
I aim to be a stepford giffy
giffy by Beezleberry2 March 8, 2007
"Girl I'd Fuck in Five Years".. For those girls in their mid teens that you can tell will be amazing once LEGAL!
That lady's daughter is definitely a GIFFY...
Giffy by Matty Hamilton July 1, 2009
Means that something is weird and unusual
That is fucking giffys
Giffy by Matts.dictionary November 22, 2019
This is what I came up with to hide a major insult, not having heard of or read these other definitions. Someone on FB asked what I meant by Giffy, and I said take out the if and whatcha got? G.F.Y.! Go Flip Yourself! But F doesn't stand for Flip.
Dumb, thin-skinned bitch, Juanita: How dare you make such a rude comment about my hastily prepared meal and say that it looks like the shit they feed prisoners in GITMO!
Me: You can't take a joke? Well you know what you can do, right? Giffy!
Giffy by Mr. Smiley ;-) October 8, 2021
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