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The loving of all things derived from the way of Giff.
Giffisms:
1. A Ford Escort
2. The music of Celine Dion
3. Stroking the back of your hand with a ginger beard
Giffism by b00n June 23, 2004
A giffy is a cute giraffe. This does not include claves. When they become full grown, they may become a giffy.
GIFFY!
Giffy by Rldgjldsas November 15, 2010
Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.
Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.
GIFFY by SkittlesJC December 28, 2008
Derived from the word "giff". Giffism is the art, science and thought of all that is Giff.
Stroking your ginger beard - classic giffism.
Giffism by BJD June 19, 2004
Like a wifey. But a girlfriend instead of wife.

ie. OWNED (and damm good at it)
I aim to be a stepford giffy
giffy by Beezleberry2 March 8, 2007
"Girl I'd Fuck in Five Years".. For those girls in their mid teens that you can tell will be amazing once LEGAL!
That lady's daughter is definitely a GIFFY...
Giffy by Matty Hamilton July 1, 2009