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gibralty 

Unthinkable quantity of hazardous vegetation, primarily relating to areas of golf courses which players should avoid at all costs.
Tom: Where did my drive end up?
Michael: It's in the gibralty; you should probably re-tee
gibralty by granman29 October 7, 2013

Gibraltared 

To be unfairly struck, like a rock in the back of the head by someone or something that you respected, trusted, and were loyal to. The striker generally is doing it to protect their own turf or to avoid being found out for what they are.
The mortgage bank that was pushing extreme financing was suddenly fired with others that were protecting the institutions reputation by questioning the safety of the products. These people that were looking out for the bank were Gibraltared.
Gibraltared by Fake-Worth July 27, 2009

Steamy Gibraltar 

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.
Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

gliberal 

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
gliberal by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007

gibraltar 

A British territory which is a peninsula on the southern tip of Europe, unfortunately attached to Spain.

Strategically connects the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean between Europe and Northern Africa.

Gibraltar was captured by Arabs in 711 and passed to the Spanish in 1462.

Great Britain took control in 1704 during the War of the Spanish Succession, and although Spain has made repeated claims to regain the territory they will never succeed as the Gibraltarians (also known as llanitos) are 99% opposed to shared sovereignty of any kind and wish to remain British Forever!

Population: 31,874.
Solid as the Rock of Gibraltar

Gibraltar - British forever
gibraltar by Keira August 9, 2004

Gibraltar 

Worse than a Jabroni. Usually a mocking term for friends/enemies, but sometimes used as a term of endearment.
(As Rudy comes walking up to his two friends)
Guy 1: Dude, look at the way Rudy walks, what a Jabroni!
Guy 2: Nah dog, he's a straight Gibraltar.
Guy 1: True

Guy 1: Dude, I was talking to Kevin today, and he didn't understand why his girlfriend of 5 years got upset when she found him scrolling through Tinder
Guy 2: Hahaha What a Gibraltar!

Guy 1: Look at this freaking Gibraltar, guy can't even parallel park.

Guy 2: Hahahaha. Wait, What's a Gibraltar?
Guy 1: It's worse than a Jabroni
Guy 2: Well what's a Jabroni?
Guy 1: It's not as bad as a Gibraltar
Guy 2: Wait......what?
Gibraltar by Ape-Man-Fresh May 14, 2018