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gibralty 

Unthinkable quantity of hazardous vegetation, primarily relating to areas of golf courses which players should avoid at all costs.
Tom: Where did my drive end up?
Michael: It's in the gibralty; you should probably re-tee
gibralty by granman29 October 7, 2013
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Gibraltared 

To be unfairly struck, like a rock in the back of the head by someone or something that you respected, trusted, and were loyal to. The striker generally is doing it to protect their own turf or to avoid being found out for what they are.
The mortgage bank that was pushing extreme financing was suddenly fired with others that were protecting the institutions reputation by questioning the safety of the products. These people that were looking out for the bank were Gibraltared.
Gibraltared by Fake-Worth July 27, 2009

Steamy Gibraltar 

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.
Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

gibraltar 

A British territory which is a peninsula on the southern tip of Europe, unfortunately attached to Spain.

Strategically connects the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean between Europe and Northern Africa.

Gibraltar was captured by Arabs in 711 and passed to the Spanish in 1462.

Great Britain took control in 1704 during the War of the Spanish Succession, and although Spain has made repeated claims to regain the territory they will never succeed as the Gibraltarians (also known as llanitos) are 99% opposed to shared sovereignty of any kind and wish to remain British Forever!

Population: 31,874.
Solid as the Rock of Gibraltar

Gibraltar - British forever
gibraltar by Keira August 9, 2004

Gibraltar 

Worse than a Jabroni. Usually a mocking term for friends/enemies, but sometimes used as a term of endearment.
(As Rudy comes walking up to his two friends)
Guy 1: Dude, look at the way Rudy walks, what a Jabroni!
Guy 2: Nah dog, he's a straight Gibraltar.
Guy 1: True

Guy 1: Dude, I was talking to Kevin today, and he didn't understand why his girlfriend of 5 years got upset when she found him scrolling through Tinder
Guy 2: Hahaha What a Gibraltar!

Guy 1: Look at this freaking Gibraltar, guy can't even parallel park.

Guy 2: Hahahaha. Wait, What's a Gibraltar?
Guy 1: It's worse than a Jabroni
Guy 2: Well what's a Jabroni?
Guy 1: It's not as bad as a Gibraltar
Guy 2: Wait......what?
Gibraltar by Ape-Man-Fresh May 14, 2018

gibraltared 

To be in a state of inebriation following the use of marijuana.
Dude, me and my friends hotboxed my Buick and got out of the car trippin. We were fully gibraltared and ready to destroy the SATs.
gibraltared by theBuss March 9, 2011

Gibraltarian 

Gibraltarians are like guidos. Tanned and superficial. They also have kind hearts and are party animals. They like to belong to what is known as a TRIPOD hanging around in groups of three - either on the pull or just joking around.
Rachel: What are we doing tonight?
Georgia: Let's ask Carla
Rachel: Yeah we can't go out until the TRIPOD is complete
Georgia: I'll call her after we've been tanning and ask her if she wants to party
Rachel: Of course she will. All Gibraltarians do.
Gibraltarian by ueamonkey1992 December 15, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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