ghostshit 

It’s a special kind of shit. It’s the kind where you push, you hear the “splash sound”, you look in the toilet and yet there’s nothing there. It’s like it disappeared. You just took a ghostshit.

Man i just had a ghostshit.
Yeah man me too, i didn’t see anything in there.

ghostshit by D11 10-T August 12, 2018

ghostshipper 

One who is ghostshipping. One who manages a fantasy sports team, a company, or a relationship, etc.. in name but not in action.

Although inaction doesn't always imply inattention, a true ghostshipper can always be spotted in an emergency situation.

Smooth seas may hide the ghostshipper,
but rougher seas will surely drown ye.

ghostshipper by C Mulch December 17, 2008

ghost shit 

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

ghost shit by MadHat December 17, 2004

Ghostwhippin' Babies 

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.

1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.

Ghostwhippin' Babies by the Justice Poet April 19, 2010

Ghost shit 

The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.

I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!

Ghost shit by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Ghost Shit 

The act of defecating in one's toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no shit in the toilet

"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully

Ghost Shit by CleonRIP June 10, 2011

ghost shit 

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.

ghost shit by r. mellie September 22, 2003