Definitions by MadHat

ghost shit 

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

ghost shit by MadHat December 17, 2004

online 

Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse.

The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!

online by MadHat December 17, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

cleveland steamer by MadHat December 17, 2004

take a knee 

Verb. To urinate through the opening of your shorts at the knee, without removing your shorts.

Bob: Man! I really gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere to go!!
Samwise: Just go around the corner and take a knee.
Bob: Wow! Great idea! Good thing I'm wearing shorts today!

take a knee by MadHat December 17, 2004