ghost-shit
A turd that passes your anal sphincter as a ghost passes through walls, thereby requireing no wipeing (leaving no residue on one's person).
ghost-shit by Clockwork Nic June 27, 2007
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ghost shit
A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!
ghost shit by MadHat December 17, 2004
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Ghost shit
The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
Ghost shit by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
Ghost Shit
"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully
Ghost Shit by CleonRIP June 10, 2011
ghost shit
ghost shit by r. mellie September 22, 2003
Ghost Shit
When you take that monster shit, and then go to wipe your ass, but theres nothing there. It's like it never happened... :|
Kelsey: Hey Matt you almost done in there?
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.
Ghost Shit by Telan July 1, 2008
ghost shit
When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
ghost shit by HPB April 5, 2003
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