ghost-dick
1. when a female's frontal lower half falls asleep, then engages in sexual intercourse and is not able to feel penetration.
ghost-dick by venus indigo & saturn magenta April 7, 2008
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Ghost Dick
The "Ghost Dick" phenomena occurs after a night of especially vigorous sex. It is the feeling of the penis still being inside the female.
Ghost Dicked - past tense
Ghost Dicked - past tense
Ghost Dick by the ghost dicker September 15, 2012
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ghost dick
"John and I had sex last night and and it kinda feels like his dick is still in there"
"Must be ghost dick"
"Must be ghost dick"
ghost dick by 260-414-3661 April 19, 2015
Ghost Dick
Ghost dick is when randomly choke or cough by unexpected random things. Take a drink of a beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe and you choke from it. Breathing in air at a certain point and it makes you cough really hard. Chewing a piece of food and a tiny part tickles your throat and makes you cough really hard! Laughing so hard you randomly start coughing really hard.
Jane doe takes a drink of her beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe (coughs outrageously). “You just been ghost dicked”
Ghost Dick by Rylie weatherford August 6, 2019
Ghost dick
A prank where one knocks on a person's window late at night, and when said person goes to the window to check out the noise he/she is confronted with the prankster's exposed penis.
Ghost dick by Stickyzombie February 22, 2010
ghost dick
when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.
jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.
mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!
Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!
Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
ghost dick by dfinster February 21, 2010
Ghost Dick
When a woman blacks out from a night of drinking and can't remember who she received the strong plow from.
Ghost Dick by Roly Poly Oly April 13, 2014
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