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Dickshot 

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.
"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"
Dickshot by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

Dickgest 

When you digest any type of dick.
Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.
Dickgest by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

dickgestif 

Sex after a large meal.

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Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.
dickgestif by Sexaholicfoodie June 8, 2016
Local low-price ukrainian dildo shop
-Hey dude, have you heard of the new discounts at Dickhot?
-Yeap, I'm totally buing a new dildo today!
Dickhot by eadlez September 2, 2011

dickshot 

To smack someone you don't like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your penis.
Ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a dickshot.
dickshot by The Perm June 11, 2007

DickWhistler 

A sluty chick that always has a cock in her mouth
Katie got sick at the reunion, not from the food but from all the DickWhistler she had done with the brothers at the BBQ
DickWhistler by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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