ghetto van 

any shitty dodge caravan that should have died in the 90s but somehow survived....also includes astrovans and shitty windstars

Look mommy, there's a ghetto van stuck on the side of route 95.

ghetto van by majordriver December 22, 2007

Ghetto Van Gogh

Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.

Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!

Elektra: Blow all over my face!

Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.

Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?

Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!

Ghetto Van Gogh by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020

ghettocano 

The inexpensive home made version of the volcano- the volcano is the ultimate herbal vaporizer that all forced air vaporizers are compared against. The ghettocano is made with parts found in the hardware store, grocery store, and one piece thats specialty glassware.

Hey niiice, it's 4:20, time to fire up the ghettocano and have some chicken bags......

ghettocano by overmedium January 30, 2010

Ghettoan

Ghettoan

One who lives or resides in "The Ghetto", living meaning not necessisariy in a home, but also not limited to the streets, under a bridge or in a card board box.

One of low income who resides in a desolate, run down area of the city.

I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps.

I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps

Ghettoan by paulyt June 18, 2012

ghettosance man 

man well versed in many hustles.

Yea I heard. J.R. play pro ball, got a 9 to 5, and he can cut hair. Ol' boy on his grind all the time. That's a real ghettosance man. Everytime you call him, he don't pick up. He on the burner phone.

ghettosance man by halfietaffy March 25, 2013

Ghettoian 

one who is economically challenged usually of an african american decent.

MR. SMITH told hid sons the he was at one time, a ghettoian

Ghettoian by bigneuber January 22, 2009

ghettovative 

ghetto + innovative
adj. anything that is 'ghetto' while being particularly innovative at the same time

1.
Guy 1: Yo, chillin at my man Branson's last night, we were smoking pot out of an apple, what?

Guy 2: Yo, that's pretty ghettovative, how the hell did you do that?

2.
'Ghettouflage' is actually pretty ghettovative

ghettovative by Brony Manza April 29, 2009