Ghettovator

An elevator that probably has plastic sheeting instead of walls to contain you, more than likely has flickering lights and possibly is missing the emergency call button. Upon entering this elevator, you wonder if it is the pulley system or that third donut that made the 'vator drop a few feet. Upon leaving this elevator, one kisses the ground with joy, ecstatic to have survived.

Courtney moved into that old apartment building with the ghettovator in an effort to get into shape, as it increased her use of the stairs.

by ___ was here April 5, 2011

ghettowater

Koolaid (sugar, water, flavoring, and food coloring). Used by cool people and pimps.

Dude you want some ghettowater?
brb, gonna go make some ghettowater.

by Jonathon Smith April 4, 2008

Ghettomatopoeia

Group of ghetto expressions that imitate the sound it is describing such as, “brrrrrrrat” and “suuuuuu wuuuuuu."

It is common for the members of the Bloodz gang to communicate via the ghettomatopoeia, "brrrrrrat."

by Peter Ellison, Jr. December 24, 2008

ghettovative

ghetto + innovative
adj. anything that is 'ghetto' while being particularly innovative at the same time

1.
Guy 1: Yo, chillin at my man Branson's last night, we were smoking pot out of an apple, what?

Guy 2: Yo, that's pretty ghettovative, how the hell did you do that?

2.
'Ghettouflage' is actually pretty ghettovative

by Brony Manza April 29, 2009

ghettotorney

A complete idiot of a litigator; a person who may or may not be a crack whore, a motherfucking pimp, or a common vagabond who, nevertheless, has somehow managed to pass the Bar Exam and represent clients before the courts. Unfortunately, this individual often cannot read and cannot formulate responses required by the judge. In many cases, this fool ignores court judgments and continues to create an endless pile of nonsensical documentation. An asshat.

My soon-to-be ex-husband's ghettotorney filed yet another motion for appeal today which makes no sense given that the judge already denied alimony and child support. That bitch is stupid.

by A Moral Conundrum October 17, 2007

Ghettogator

Male origin; stealing grandmas car, thinking you want to do hoodrat things and NOT realizing that includes giving men oral sex, driving aimlessly around in your broke ass car with no window while thinking you are really tough and thumping gangster or hyphy music, wearing ridiculous clothing, i.e. anything spiderman when you are a grown ass man, mickey mouse gloves, clothing with glitter or sequin ( see also "gay"), living at grandmas house even after you stole her car. Usually broke ass black guys or white guys thinking they are broke ass black guys. Having guys in your crew named amphibous creatures, i.e. turtle

Because we out like ghettogators doing hoodrat things. Except sucking weiners.

by hoodrat whisperer January 23, 2010

caucasion ghettotorian

somebody who is white and has been influenced by people in the ghetto and acts ghetto to a degree and when he feels like it, yet isnt just souley ghetto. Being ghettotorian is being a mix of ghetto(gangsta and country and suburban).

joe- "pull ur pants up teyshawn"

teyshawn- " i like em that way dawg, its ghetto"
mike- " i dont like my pants down low, i like suspenders, but i love my bass down low and my cars low too nigga"
teyshawn- " yeh dawwg, thats so caucasion ghettotorian" .

by jessizzle420 June 28, 2011