ghetto neck

Noun. (1) Characterized by the type of gestures typified by inhabitants of the ghetto; (2) One who uses the neck and head in a ghetto-esque way to exaggerate or otherwise accompany their speech; (3) A neck that is not good see "ghetto" as a general slang term for "of poor quality"; (4) A disease that causes indignant head gestures in those afflicted also known as tensor fascia necka which can be alleviated, though not cured, with topical ointments such as "neck on," which is applied directly to the neck ("neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck. neck on, apply directly to the neck").

Even though she was not speaking aloud, Amanda had ghetto neck when she wrote that email.

by johninpgh September 05, 2006

Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.

Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"

by Joey Beef Buicker August 03, 2010

ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.

Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!

by speaking the truth October 04, 2015