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ghettoneck 

A redneck who has an extreme desire to identify with the hip-hop/gangsta culture. Their desire is found in how they dress and the music they listen too but they are still from the farm.
You might be ghettoneck if you find yourself wearing a ball cap, cut off dress shirt and pumping up the bass in your Ford f-150. Example: Larry the Cable Guy meets Snoop Dog.
You might be ghettoneck if you have a rebel flag doo-rag and have spinners on your 1985 Chevette. Example: Jeff Foxworthy meets 50 Cent.
You might be ghettoneck if you wardrobe consists of a bright orange hunting jacket and pair of Sean John sweats. Example: Bill Engvall meets Lil John.
ghettoneck by C.M.R April 1, 2007
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ghettotech 

An electronic music genre that was developed in Detroit stemming from Detroit Techno music with influences from Chicago Ghettohouse, Miami Bass, electro, etc. It is uptempo, stripped down, gritty music made for dancing, specifically the "jit."

If a bunch of white rappers from MPLS want to call themselves ghettotech, then so be it, but let it be known that the above definition is the true definition of GHETTOTECH.
That ghettotech mix made me want to jit all night long.

Ghettonese 

A dialect of English spoken in the rougher neighborhoods of the US. It forgoes tenses, and adds the word "be" where it doesn't belong.

Not to be confused with hoodrat.
"Sometimes it be the ones who doesn't go to school who struggle as a kid in English class and have to learn to speak ghettonese"
Ghettonese by Theris March 21, 2020

ghettoness 

Too much ghettoness at this party.
ghettoness by imation September 23, 2003

Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.
Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"

Ghettonet 

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
Ghettonet by Bambawei June 10, 2016

GHETNECK 

When something is beyond Ghetto and Beyond Redneck... that the only possibility is for it to be a combination of the two.
Using a broken metal chair over a pile of burning coals as a barbque is Ghetneck
GHETNECK by SillyLilly69 June 3, 2010