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You're getting yours, I'm getting mine. 

Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.
Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."

getting your ass reamed 

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over

getting your finger in the door 

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.
mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

Getting your jerry popped 

Being touched inappropriately by an old man. This especially applies if you are a young boy being touched by a weird uncle. Jerry Sandusky reference.
JJ says getting your jerry popped by old man willie is not a good idea. I disagree.

Getting your kudi 

jenn: whats good? maggie: about to get my kudi!
orrr
ang: you getting your kudi right now? rach: when arnt i getting my kudi!?

getting your dick wet 

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
getting your dick wet by bongoman January 1, 2008