central business district

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women

"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.

by bongoman January 04, 2009

slappin' the skins

playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.

"What're you doin' tonight, bro'?"

"Got a gig slappin' the skins at the Latin Music Festival."

by bongoman January 15, 2008

bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.

"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."

by bongoman September 24, 2008

getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy

"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"

by bongoman January 01, 2008

long-roof

noun; slang term for a station wagon, particularly one that has been turned into a low-rider or a street rod; so called because the roof of a station wagon is longer than the roof of a closed car such as a sedan or hardtop; these cars, formerly thought of as old-fashioned cars that only tennis moms would drive, have become fashionable since they don't look like your mother's minivan...

"Dig that long-roof Chaz is driving! Never thought an old Country Squire would look so good!"

by bongoman January 01, 2008

ridin' the rod

fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...

Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!

by bongoman January 04, 2008

thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.

"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"

by bongoman November 07, 2007