bongoman's definitions

gotta swoop

Used when you're leaving an occasion in a fuckin' hurry!

"I gotta swoop, bro'--I forgot to pick up Kathy from the store!"

by bongoman January 4, 2008

get it up and get it on

the act of developing an erection or hard-on for the purpose of intercourse or fucking

I took one look at her and I was ready to get it up and get it on right there, right now...

by bongoman January 1, 2008

McGwire

A full mustache or 'stache worn in fu manchu style with a goatee, with or without a patch, in the style of former St. Louis Cardinals home-run hitter Mark McGwire.

I got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so I shaved off the sides and turned it into a McGwire.

by bongoman January 15, 2008

bucket-banger

noun; a slang term for a drummer; derived from the urban practice of playing makeshift drum kits made out of plastic buckets, trash can lids, and other recycled junk

"How ya doin', bucket-banger?"

by bongoman January 1, 2008

later, frater

rhyming way of sayin' later, particularly to a bro' or a best bud.

Mike always rushed from one place to another so quickly, the only way I knew he was out of the place was when he yelled "Later, frater!" to me just before the door slammed shut.

by bongoman January 4, 2008

ridin' the rod

fucking with the chick atop your central business district so her hot wet pussy slides up and down your super-hard cock as you, lying on your back, give a little thrust now and then...she does all the work but you and your woody have all the fun...

Hey, bro', she really digs ridin' the rod with me...she puts the buckin' into the fuckin'!

by bongoman January 4, 2008

getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy

"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"

by bongoman January 1, 2008