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A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.
Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?
by nellyjellybelly April 17, 2014
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