gernk 

Ukla ah fuked up nig

Y’all see that nigga hairline, that shit gernk

gernk by Faze-/coochie May 15, 2019

Gernk 

the word so other worldly only those one with the 5 elements of the universe can understand

Damn, that bitch got a fat ass gernk on her gernk

Gernk by Andrew Blake Winegarden October 21, 2020

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerked 

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Gernat Shuffle 

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010

gerna 

Gerna is a sentance filler/enhancer used in Northern California dialect, specifically Humboldt County. Sometimes used at as a substitute adjective like "shitty" or "crappy". The higher excitement level, the more frequently the word appears in a sentance.

Moderately excited usage: "That darn gerna cell site ain't gerna no good."

Highly excited usage: "Gerna darn gerna gerna cell gerna site gerna ain't gerna no gerna good."

gerna by DJ Dan K March 27, 2007

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009