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germophobe 

noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.
Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.

Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
germophobe by shoots-the-moon March 7, 2010
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Groinhole 

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'

gervinho 

your gervinho is nice today
gervinho by harveytacey July 16, 2016

Germophobe 

Mort Goldberg is a serious germophobe: he is even terrified of Heinz ketchup
Germophobe by Cemmop January 17, 2018

Gervinho 

Gervinho is the destruction or degeneration of butt cells. Gervinho occurs due to a wide range of internal and external factors. A common category with the greatest number of injuries is traumatic butt injury (TBI) following physical trauma or ass injury from an outside source, and the term acquired butt injury (ABI) is used in appropriate circles to differentiate butt injuries occurring after birth from injury due to a disorder or congenital malady.
Doctor: I' sorry but your son has a bad case of Gervinho.
Mom: I hope he's alright.
Gervinho by Thats_kinda_hot February 27, 2017
Germino is the smartest guy in the world. He’s funny and always tries to make you feel comfortable if you have a conversation with him. You can trust him because he has the better values of the whole world.
“Germino made me Lough so hard the other day
germino by GerryPetta November 21, 2021