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Groinhole 

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
Words you can keep

Grimhole 

1.An alternative name for a Vagina.
2.Generally used by someone who is disgusted by vaginas for example homosexuals.
3.can be used to discribe an infected vagina of the blue waffle variety.
4. Can be used as an insult
"Look there's Katie, I heard she has a massive grimhole"

"You my friend are a right grimhole"

"God she needs a wash, I can smell her Grimhole from here!"
Grimhole by PastySmasher90 March 25, 2013

grizhole 

The mouth of any person with a robust beard and luscious eyebrows.
Wow, Dan's beard is so robust it's almost covering up his grizhole.
grizhole by n1na January 13, 2011

Grommhole 

A stretched out young surfer's anal cavity, from La Jolla, whos anal cavity has been stretched out by older members of WSR. Often seeps out shit from the anus and the mouth.
"DUUUDE i TOTALLY WRECKED THAT GROM LAST NIGHT
like I TOTALLY GAVE HIMA GROMMHOLE"!!!!!!
A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch
She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis
grothole by closboard February 9, 2017

Greenhole 

A person who thinks that they are so green they actually do more damage to the industry than actually do good.
John told Billy that he should by a hybrid, but Billy drives a truck for his construction job. Billy tries to explain that this isn't possible yet because the truck he needs doesn't exist, but John insists that Billy is just being lazy. John is being a real greenhole about the situation.
Greenhole by ecojerk May 18, 2009

Grommhole 

A grommhole is your dickhole.
It's where piss and jism squirt out of.

It really hurts when you stick things in it.
After I covered my dick in IcyHot and jacked off my grommhole hurt like a mother fucker!
Grommhole by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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