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Groinhole

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
by DoveBoi and VirgoChild March 29, 2010
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Grimhole

1.An alternative name for a Vagina.
2.Generally used by someone who is disgusted by vaginas for example homosexuals.
3.can be used to discribe an infected vagina of the blue waffle variety.
4. Can be used as an insult
"Look there's Katie, I heard she has a massive grimhole"

"You my friend are a right grimhole"

"God she needs a wash, I can smell her Grimhole from here!"
by PastySmasher90 March 25, 2013
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grizhole

The mouth of any person with a robust beard and luscious eyebrows.
Wow, Dan's beard is so robust it's almost covering up his grizhole.
by n1na January 13, 2011
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Grommhole

A stretched out young surfer's anal cavity, from La Jolla, whos anal cavity has been stretched out by older members of WSR. Often seeps out shit from the anus and the mouth.
"DUUUDE i TOTALLY WRECKED THAT GROM LAST NIGHT
like I TOTALLY GAVE HIMA GROMMHOLE"!!!!!!
by GROMBOMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBS September 9, 2009
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grothole

A hole which is filled with various bodily fluids and is just deemed as a dirty hole you don't want to touch
She's such a grothole i wouldn't touch her with a dead mans penis
by closboard February 9, 2017
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Greenhole

A person who thinks that they are so green they actually do more damage to the industry than actually do good.
John told Billy that he should by a hybrid, but Billy drives a truck for his construction job. Billy tries to explain that this isn't possible yet because the truck he needs doesn't exist, but John insists that Billy is just being lazy. John is being a real greenhole about the situation.
by ecojerk May 18, 2009
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Grommhole

A grommhole is your dickhole.
It's where piss and jism squirt out of.

It really hurts when you stick things in it.
After I covered my dick in IcyHot and jacked off my grommhole hurt like a mother fucker!
by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007
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