gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

gerkin' your gerkin by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

gerkin' your gerkin by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

gerkin' your gerkin by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin your gherkin 

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

jerkin your gherkin by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

whatever pickles your gherkin

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.

whatever pickles your gherkin by word_g33k August 3, 2007