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gerkin' your gerkin

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
gerkin' your gerkin by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
gerkin' your gerkin by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.
"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"
jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

jerkin your gherkin 

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

whatever pickles your gherkin

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat
me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.