Definitions by word_g33k

Jelly Sandwich 

Jealousy. Hating. related to being jelly as in "are you jelly?"

Did someone have a Jelly Sandwich?

Jelly Sandwich by word_g33k March 14, 2016

Statist 

Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.

"They either want a war on drugs or a war on guns or a war on speech or a war on business. Stupid statists."

Statist by word_g33k February 17, 2013

romaltfo

1. Rolling on my ass laughing the floor off.
2. Dyslexification of ROTFLMAO!

person 1: ROMALTFO!!!
person 2: ???

romaltfo by word_g33k June 27, 2008

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

whatever butters your biscuit by word_g33k August 3, 2007

whatever pickles your gherkin

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever pickles your gherkin.

whatever pickles your gherkin by word_g33k August 3, 2007

magic negro

U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."

"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."

magic negro by word_g33k March 25, 2007

myspace ho 

narscisistic and insecure luser of MySpace.com who spamsothers with friend requests seeking like-minded people who add each other and post innane and insipid comments under the delusion that the appearance of friends and comments so aquired (numbering into at least four figures) on one's profile page impresses anyone.

I'm flooded friend requests from complete strangers, like this myspace ho, Quicha, who already has 12945 friends!

myspace ho by word_g33k June 23, 2006