humps

The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.

Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.

by Stiffmeister October 26, 2005

humps

used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)

He told me he liked my humps!

by raggy biotch September 29, 2005

Humps

Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*

*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.

"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"

by Suzie072 December 28, 2005

humps

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

Humps

A pack or carton(s) of camel cigarettes.

John when you go to the store get me a pack of (humps).

by ganjaghost April 4, 2015

humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.

Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.

by Salmon55 June 26, 2010

humps in the trunk

to have subwoofers in your ride so you can wake up your "neighbors" down the street

damn fool, i didnt know you got humps in the trunk, that shit hits

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004