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Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.
I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.

Gerbler by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
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Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerber Sauce 

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.
Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
Gerber Sauce by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.
That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.
Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Gerber Squirtin' 

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'
Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"
Gerber Squirtin' by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

gerbert shang 

An English Cult founded by Joe Bouelam who are made to worship the sweet lemon sherberts, which they renamed Gerbert's.

The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.

The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.

To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.
Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3
gerbert shang by way2cool4usmeglets November 27, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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