Geordi

The Geordi is a pub beverage comprised of 1/2 Smithwick's and 1/2 Kilkenny. Invented on Twitter by LeVar Burton, and named after his character Geordi La Forge.

Trekkie: "I'd like a Geordi, please."

Bartender: "wtf?"

by Smith&Kenny November 9, 2010

Geordi

A dumbass cat who looks stoned 24/7

He’s so fat that he was mistaken for a dog

“Geordi looks stoned”
“He’s always stoned”

by I Have a Lot of Cats June 12, 2020

Geordi Roll

Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.

After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.

by TwistedD85 April 25, 2010

Geordi La Forge

Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.

He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:

La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?
La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!
Picard: How long?
La Forge: A couple of hours.
Picard: Make it so!

by Lt. Cmdr. Data January 12, 2009

Geordi La Forge

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.

Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.

by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004

Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.

by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014

dirty geordi

Using a VR headset in public to watch something not suitable for public viewing.

There is a guy on this plane doing the dirty Geordi.

by rupertQgibblesworth August 7, 2016