gentlemans relish

male ejaculate

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall

by Chips March 19, 2004

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

gentlemens relish

another of a long list of names for semen

by nivek August 27, 2003

gentlemens relish

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.

Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog

by D1561 August 29, 2006