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gentlesir 

Usually young white beta-males who live on Reddit or 4Chan. They wear fedoras with t-shirts. They open doors for women ("m'lady") or do other nice things not because they're polite people, but because they want to get laid.

Also related: talking about getting friend-zoned, loving V for Vendetta, libertarian politics, thinking they're the smartest person in the chatroom, basement dwelling, etc.
The gentlesir tipped his hat to m'lady and opened the door for her. She was just a random bystander and walked in without acknowledging him. He muttered to himself about how rude women were these days before checking the Reddit thread about anarchism.
gentlesir by ungentlesir January 8, 2016
a gangsta and a gentlemen in one.
Girl 1: your boyfriend is such an gangsta

Girl 2: yeah, but he can be a gentleman too

Girl 1: I see you gotta gentlesta huh
gentlesta by Hoogalac Man September 24, 2011

Gentlesir 

1. "Gentleman," but with a pompous or sarcastic connotation.

2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.
That's a bowtie of a fine gentlesir right there!

Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.

You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!
Gentlesir by SomewhereElse November 16, 2015

Gentleslut 

A man who defines himself as a gentleman but is a closet slut.
Homer tries to act all proper on his date. He is a true gentleslut.
Gentleslut by KalaBelle April 19, 2014

gentlespygentleman 

a gay fucking cunt who leads an h cult on a shitty discord server
gentlespygentleman: h
bramble: h
SkellXV: h
n. A NE slang term for one's privates or genitals. Intended as a way to soften the image presented by one's sex organs in order to present them in a warm and comforting fashion.
Let's bask in the warmth of the fire and caress each other's gentles.
gentles by Nascar2006 November 7, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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