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genjustu 

A general term used to describe illusionary techniques a Ninja uses to confuse an enemy.
So, all those images were Genjutsu.
genjustu by RockBoS January 4, 2004
Words you can keep
Genjutsu: The feeling of being trapped in a undesirable/bullshit situation you cannot escape with your own power.
Genjutsu: unskippable YouTube ads that seem to last longer than the actual video. Or any conversation with that weird relative you barely know during thanksgiving.
genjutsu by Blasuke uchiha May 7, 2018

caught in a genjutsu

When someone or something catches your eye and you envision how your future will be like in a span of 3 seconds.

Imagining what your life would be like if you got your crush or an object like a car, house, etc.

A genjutsu is a ninja move in the anime show “Naruto” where an Uchiha (Itachi) can cast someone in an alternate reality.
My boy Chris saw a baddie so mesmerizing that he was caught in a genjutsu and envisioned how his life will be with her.

My boy Joey got caught in a genjutsu when he saw the new Audi RS3 coming out in the summer, and envisioned himself showing it off.
caught in a genjutsu by GBT3x May 31, 2022

Caught in a Genjutsu

A type of seizure caused by sitting too close to the TV. Symptoms include hallucinating that you've wound up in Oklahoma.
You must have been caught in a genjutsu from sitting too close to the TV.
When you just standing there, thinking about an entire different universe/dimension than what you currently in bruh.

(basically a dream)
my boy was in a genjutsu for 3 hours, I thought he'd never return to the real world
Genjutsu by Traffa99 February 20, 2024

Caught in a genjustsu 

Seeing something or someone so mesmerizing that you planned your whole future in 3 seconds.
My boy Chris saw a baddie so fine, he got caught in a genjustsu and planned his whole life with her.
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