MalumLibrum958's definitions

Over the Wall

Outrageous.

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Wokehole

An asshole who acts "woke".

Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Fraying at the Edges

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.

My hometown is fraying at the edges.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Circling the Drain

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.

My 401K is circling the drain.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Throw Me Away

To put someone in jail forever.

34 felonies?! Oh man, they're going to throw me away!

by MalumLibrum958 June 22, 2024