When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
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Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.
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Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.
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Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.
Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
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Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!
by MalumLibrum958 November 06, 2023
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Over the Wall

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!
by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025
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