95 definitions by MalumLibrum958

Mussy

A trans man's pussy.

I went down hard on Jake's mussy last night.

by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Rolling

To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

Dear God, I am ROLLING right now!

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.

by MalumLibrum958 July 11, 2022

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 6, 2023

Ohio-level crazy

When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 October 1, 2020