MalumLibrum958's definitions

Plot Sword

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.

Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Evil-tempered

Habitually mean.

"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."

by MalumLibrum958 August 16, 2020

Martyrbation

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.

Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.

by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Egg

A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.

Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.

by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022