Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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The feast was fit for a king.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.
by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023
When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.
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