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Definitions by MalumLibrum958

Over the Wall 

Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!
Over the Wall by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

Wokehole 

An asshole who acts "woke".
Alice: The original movie was about a white man, but the remake will be about a black woman.
Bob: I met the director. He's a wokehole.
Wokehole by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Martyrbation 

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the thought of being martyred.
Alice: It's so impossible to be a Christian these days because everyone wants to persecute you.
Bob: Sounds like martyrbation to me.
Martyrbation by MalumLibrum958 July 17, 2024

Fraying at the Edges 

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.
My hometown is fraying at the edges.

Circling the Drain 

To indicate that something is in a state of decline.
My 401K is circling the drain.

Forever Jail 

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.
Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.
Forever Jail by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Throw Me Away 

To put someone in jail forever.
34 felonies?! Oh man, they're going to throw me away!