Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?
by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024
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Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.
1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.
by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022
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Dumped

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.
by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023
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Egg

A trans person who doesn't realize they're a trans person yet.
Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022
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Hail Mary

A plan with little chance of success, i.e. a desperate football toss.
Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.
by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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Imposter

An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill the crewmates. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as an innocent crewmate. The objective of the game is to find out who the Imposters are, vote them out, and throw them out the airlock before it's too late.
Brown was an Imposter. Two Imposters remain.

Anybody know who the Imposters are?

Call an emergency meeting! I just saw Cyan kill Yellow and then vent!
by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020
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