You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

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Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

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To be under so much pressure that it's difficult to tell which way is up.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2024

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When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 06, 2023

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Alice: Bo, did you hear Lisa's getting married?
Bob: No way! That's over the wall, lady!

by MalumLibrum958 January 30, 2025

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When something is so crazy that it should be in Ohio.

Alice: It turns out that the moon is actually a giant spaceship filled with basketball courts.
Bob: Dang. That's Ohio-level crazy.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

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A hitman, especially a young and inexperienced one.

The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.

by MalumLibrum958 July 26, 2022

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