Gildemeister

n. one who possesses the ability to flourish; demonstrates prudent ownership of wealth and prosperity; common surname roughly translated as "master of gold" (German)

The Gildemeister's have always been generous with their findings.

Gildemeister by Lolita Chimera February 3, 2010

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Gildemeister

Freakishly tall, extremely German. Do you really need to know anything else?

Is his last name Gildemeister? Because he's an idiot.

Gildemeister by Reaper4578 November 21, 2019

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Gildemeister • gildenmeister • Gillmeister • gilmeister

Gillmeister

Being absolutley blitz and awesome anytime or anywhere at any given time.

E.G Guy 1: Holy shit man that dude is Gillmeistering this place like theres no tomorrow.

Guy 2: yeah i know there was like some kind of aura or something about him.

Gillmeister by The Gillmeister March 2, 2009

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gilmeister

fat cunt

adam gilmeister

gilmeister by gillyfatty May 25, 2017

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gildenmeister

A family last name that is loving, loves hugs, caring, and responsible ❤

That gildenmeister family is so caring 😘

gildenmeister by Lucy Vonda January 10, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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