Gelbing

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The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.

We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.

Gelbing by gags0902 October 31, 2011

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gelbing

Never wearing socks with anything, or going barefooted.

Shane’s gelbing right now, it’s 10 degrees out and he’s got no socks on!

gelbing by J.M. Bobbiens April 19, 2025

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Gebbing

Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.

Gebbing by ehuzzah November 23, 2020

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Gelking

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

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gelling

Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.

My GF and I were just not gelling today. She wasn't getting any of my jokes.

gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009

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Gelbin Reyes Lopez

An absolute hunk who has a rizz level of 1000. He is known as chrizzt in earth and can pull anybody within seconds. Even when his drip is shit anybody including men will be swooned over. There is no hiding from this sexy beast. He will find you and he will smash 💯

Gelbin reyes lopez smashed 13 girls last night. Classic gelbin W

Gelbin Reyes Lopez by Booty Ass kid January 25, 2023

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Gelping

What it's called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.

Wheres Adrian? I thought he said he'd be right back?

No he was going real fast in the opposite direction, I bet he was gelping.

Gelping by kimhush June 15, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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