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Geunternet
A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020
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The Gesund-tight
Similar to the famed donkey punch but less violent in nature. While performing doggy-style, prior to climax, the male throws a handful of pepper into the female's face causing a series of violent sneezes, thereby clenching her vaginal and/or rectal muscles, increasing pressure on male's wang and heightening the orgasm.
Man, you gotta try that new 6 pepper blend if you're gonna throw the Gesund-tight on your plunker. I tossed a handful up at my bitch last night. She sneezed 12 times in a row and almost squeezed my wang off.
The Gesund-tight by METALHEAD 74 January 14, 2008
Vlad Gejushin
Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.
Vlad Gejushin by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021
Gerund
A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.
Gerund by Sanitation officer May 30, 2018