Geetos
Geetos by Geetos man October 24, 2022
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geektosterone
The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.
"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"
"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."
"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."
geektosterone by Sekimori December 27, 2007
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geeto • geetesh • Getosexual • geekosystem • Geeteshwa • geatos • Geekosaurus • geekosphere • geekosterone • geektosterone
geekosystem
The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.
geekosystem by Bob882 October 26, 2004
geekosterone
What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:
"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'
"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'
"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008
geetis
geetis by thugg_trader November 17, 2003
genetos
genetos by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005
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