What causes IT
Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more
geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to
top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:
"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft
fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'
"That's nothing, I, well actually my
cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped
Linus write his first assembly program."