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Los Gatos 

Los Gatos is a place where the people are either really smart or dumb as fuck - people from all over the world come to live and work in Los Gatos. On the other hand, there are the rich mofos that inherited their money in order to live there and have no interest in teaching their kids about work ethic. The dads are rich and use their money to buy prostitutes that they claim are their wives, but they’re just staying for the Starbucks fund. Everything is overpriced and the kids are either really nice or adopt hitler.
I used to live in Los Gatos halftime as a kid. I was the only one that didnt ave a geezer dad and milf mom at elementary school
Los Gatos by Ains.ya April 5, 2019
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Los Gatos 

Town in the base of Santa Cruz mountains, rich suburb of San Jose. Lots of rich dads with milf wives, and hot daughters. Lots of rich kids means lots of nice cars, big houses, and drugs. Overall tight ass place, a few hours from Tahoe, 20 minutes from Santa Cruz. Check out the Ferrari dealership, Hummer dealership, and huge houses.
I spent the whole day checking out the big houses, hot women, and nice cars in Los Gatos.
Los Gatos by Chris May 13, 2005

los gatos high school 

los gatos high school by Houd October 19, 2016

los gatos 

The only town in California, predominantly white (if you see a minority, take a picture), and filled with rich folks with rich kids all living together in their nice little bubble.

In Los Gatos, drug activities are frequent with daily smokage of weed and occasional large drug busts. Drinking is a favorite past time of high school students with nothing better to do in a town where there really is nothing to do.
This concept is further supported by a lame downtown filled with worthless antique shops for old people and rich bitches who have the money to spare.
George! George! Do come look at this 17th century toothpick that I bought from one of the twenty antique shops in Los Gatos!

Why, William! That is most exquisite! How much did it cost you?

Ah, it was but only pocket change, my friend. I'll earn back my daughter's college fund by tomorrow. No worries 'ol chap. Now let us go smoke some cigars down at the Los Gatos Cigar Lounge.
los gatos by skizzer1025 July 21, 2006
Any type of money
I need some geetos to go out tonight
Geetos by Geetos man October 24, 2022

los gatos 

The Newport Beach (O.C.) of Northern California.
I live in Los Gatos, drive a BMW X5, have a large house, and work for a high tech company.
los gatos by Alexandra G. May 30, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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