Geetos

Any type of money

I need some geetos to go out tonight

by Geetos man October 24, 2022

geektosterone

The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.

"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"

"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."

by Sekimori December 27, 2007

geekosystem

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.

Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem

by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosterone

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.

At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."

by gurutc January 4, 2008

geetis

money,dough,loot,anything of great value

"I gotta go to the bank and get some geetis."

by thugg_trader November 17, 2003

Geeto

The geeto is a gang in Scotland run by Gina

Geeto is on the town

by Geeto July 25, 2019

genetos

Slang for genitals; first use I know of was by rapper Kool Keith, in his song "Girls Want You."

When she started the hand job, she was going rough, so I said, "Whoa! Easy on the genetos!"

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005