geektosterone 

The hormone that flows when two geeks start arguing about the best way to code/repair/upgrade/mod something.

"Can you believe they're still fighting over whether to use tables or CSS?"

"I know, the geektosterone was so thick in there I had to leave."

geektosterone by Sekimori December 27, 2007

geekosterone 

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.

At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."

geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008

Guestosterone 

1. noun A display either by physical trait, or character, which make testosterone levels easily recognizable.

Q. Do you think that chick's on like beaver tranquilizers or steroids?

A. My Guestosterone says she must be, her mustache is chewbaca-thick.

Guestosterone by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Gestosterone

The feeling you get when you're sitting on the toilet after having chipotle and two bowls of chili and realize you have no toilet paper

He was filled with gestosterone after seeing the barren toilet paper roll.

Gestosterone by Screw off with your Gligar February 14, 2019