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When two heterosexual friends sleep in the same bed and the unsaid rule of not cuddling each other is broken without consent. In order to gaywolf one friend puts their arm and/or leg around the other friend while they are asleep without consent.
Last night, when Traylor and I were asleep, I woke up and Traylor gaywolfed the shit out of me. I mean, this dude was full on cuddling me. Damn, can't believe you're a gaywolf.
Words you can keep
Pretending to be gay to get out of the military
Dom couldn't take the military, his only way out was to go gaywol.
gaywol by J Dubs 22 October 13, 2008

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler
gAyWOL noun/verb/expression/acronym

It means to disappear without anyone knowing where you are and whilst absent indulge in homosexual activities. It is really only applicable to heterosexual people but could possibly be adapted. straightWOL could become another expression!
gAyWOL is an expression 'coined' by Jamie (me) whilst on holiday with some friends. I suppose it could be used as a verb or an expression or just a sudo-acronym type of thing.

The expression/verb is a play on the USA Army acronym AWOL; Absent With Out Leave. gAyWOL being a similar bout absence but with the inclusion of some sort of gay experience.

It came into existence in Ibiza, Spain, on 24th July 2005. After a heavy day of clubbing on the white island we gathered in our villa's pool to piece together the previous days events. The conversation mainly centred around the whereabouts of Stuart. He went missing around 2am. We were very surprised to see him jump in the pool moments later and even more surprised as the first thing he said once surfaced was 'I ended up pulling some bloke last night'. My shocked face soon turned to disbelieving smile when he concluded 'I'm not taking drugs again'.

On repeating the story to the numerous people on the holiday the expression gAyWOL was used to quickly describe what had happened.

More of the story was later unravelled and needless to say Stuart assured us he would not be going gAyWOL again.
gAyWOL by Jamie Reynolds September 11, 2008

Gaydolf Shitlet 

Gaydolf Shitlet is a illiterate Discord user whom of which cyber bullies people, spreads Nazi propaganda on Discord (Ultimate fucking cringe), and has a tendency to drive people to harm themselves.
Gaydolf Shitlet: Fucl you man i hyate you, you ary ugly and yiy suck dick go fuckb yoyrsellf
The person who was insulted: Wat?
Gaydolf Shitlet by Fighting_Remnant February 23, 2020

Gaydolf Shitler

Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world.
Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world, but he still lost. Oh well!
Valter Skarsgård
Valter Skarsgård is a gay wolf.
His boyfriend Derek is not.
Gay Wolf by DerekPC May 15, 2018
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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