A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.
Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.
Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*
by Fighting_Remnant March 16, 2020
That one hot jewish waifu that requires your foreskin to be removed before committing a life long relationship with.
Commander: Negev, after a long journey... I will proudly promote you to my wife!
Negev Chan: Only if you have your foreskin removed.
Commander: *Cries in foreskin*
Negev Chan: Only if you have your foreskin removed.
Commander: *Cries in foreskin*
by Fighting_Remnant April 22, 2020
Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie
by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020
by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020
Weeb: BRO, U PLAY GIRLS' FRONTLINE!?
Me: Yeah, why?
Weeb: SO UR A WEEB!?
Me: No, I just play it so I can learn more firearm names so I can study them.
Me: Yeah, why?
Weeb: SO UR A WEEB!?
Me: No, I just play it so I can learn more firearm names so I can study them.
by Fighting_Remnant April 01, 2020
A Shnizney is a rare occurrence that happens when your jerking off while walking in public, but you randomly squirt diarrhea in your pants.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.
Everyone around you glances at you in disbelief.
Guy: *Jerks off and has diarrhea* FUCK I HAD A SHNIZNEY
Le Monke: Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f
Le Monke: Uh oh, stupid stinky! Poop! Ahahahahahaha! Poopies, poopies funny!
Alalalalalalalalalala!f
by Fighting_Remnant February 26, 2020
A lolly dolly fuck is a retarded individual whom agrees with or does cuckold, incest, interracial, cross dressing, and fucks themselves.
These individuals tend to act butthurt around people they decide not to like.
These individuals tend to act butthurt around people they decide not to like.
by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020