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gAyWOL noun/verb/expression/acronym

It means to disappear without anyone knowing where you are and whilst absent indulge in homosexual activities. It is really only applicable to heterosexual people but could possibly be adapted. straightWOL could become another expression!
gAyWOL is an expression 'coined' by Jamie (me) whilst on holiday with some friends. I suppose it could be used as a verb or an expression or just a sudo-acronym type of thing.

The expression/verb is a play on the USA Army acronym AWOL; Absent With Out Leave. gAyWOL being a similar bout absence but with the inclusion of some sort of gay experience.

It came into existence in Ibiza, Spain, on 24th July 2005. After a heavy day of clubbing on the white island we gathered in our villa's pool to piece together the previous days events. The conversation mainly centred around the whereabouts of Stuart. He went missing around 2am. We were very surprised to see him jump in the pool moments later and even more surprised as the first thing he said once surfaced was 'I ended up pulling some bloke last night'. My shocked face soon turned to disbelieving smile when he concluded 'I'm not taking drugs again'.

On repeating the story to the numerous people on the holiday the expression gAyWOL was used to quickly describe what had happened.

More of the story was later unravelled and needless to say Stuart assured us he would not be going gAyWOL again.
gAyWOL by Jamie Reynolds September 11, 2008
One of the most influential and lyrical homosexual-themed rappers of all time. Widely known as the prodigy of meme-rap culture.
Friend: “Oh wow, I can’t wait to listen to Gayfold’s album, Gayfold Gone Hard!”

Friend 2: “Holy shit bro, me to , i’ve listening to his songs all day every day. That shit got me bricked up!”
The most revolutionary rapper of the century, solos all the other rapers and they are shitty. No rappers can compare.
Gayfold very hard
Gayfold by godly. October 28, 2021
An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned. Culprits include Chris(cleaner), Security guards, Phil Mitchell and the 2nd floor.
Chris: Good old Gaywood in the corner, place wouldn't be the same without him!
Leggie: Damn straight!!
Gaywood by Michael Douglas Legg January 28, 2009
Can be a verb or noun.
In verb form it is the process of rolling while inside another man i.e ‘To gayroll’.
In noun form it is defined as two homosexual men in the act of rolling while penetration is occurring.
‘I gayrolled to school today’
‘Wow did you see the gayroll event in the olympics’
Gayroll by Yungjtown February 21, 2018
an internet provider with the powers to freeze ones computer with pop-ups and kick disconnect internet serivce for no reason
damn GAyOL, I got kicked off again
gAyOL by RustyT March 27, 2004
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