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gaystache 

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.
Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.
gaystache by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020
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Gaycatcher 

Mysterious gay cult named for their absurd ability to catch gays without ever releasing them.
They often use music, dance and lesbian activities to lure the gays to them.
Interviewer: So Gaycatcher what do you think about all the gay people?
Gaycatcher: Gotta catch them all.
Gaycatcher by Confusiyeon September 10, 2021
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Vaginal secretion left on one's upper lip after performing the act of oral sex
Look at Toby's Gashtache! He must have been hunting beaver.
Gashtache by Barramundi13 June 30, 2016

Giant Gaystacks 

Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!

1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!

2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!

Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!
Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!

I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!

Ghostache 

A mustache that only appears occasionally. Origin unknown. First noticed as a shadow on the upper lip, may later show up in photos to the confusion of the clean shaven individual afflicted with it.
"Did you see that ghostache gigato was sporting at trivia last Tuesday?! Off the richter!!"
Ghostache by arigato September 11, 2009

gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gayspace 

Slang for the online community of Myspace. It is used for TWO basic reasons:

1)A place for the sexually confused & kinky to find others of their kind, and chat in forums and groups to find other loners in their area to hook up with. An online 'sex search' site.

2)It is also used for networking, friends, and casual dating. Members will add anyone and everyone to their friends list, to boost their popularity. People will have 6439 online friends, and in reality, have only 3.

Christine Dolce, (known on myspace as Forbidden), was found here, and become the most popular member. She has appeared in Playboy because of gayspace- thus furthering the poor reputation of myspace to that of another lame way to get people looking at you.

Myspace is similar to all other online communities, like xanga, nexopia, facebook, and livejournal.
Example:

"I hate gayspace. Who the hell has 592 friends, from 87 different cities, anyways?"

OR:

"Look I'm so cool I have Jenna Jameson and Tu-Pac on my friends list on myspace!"
Gayspace by black.apple November 10, 2008
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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