Dingleberries

A follower of the some-what well known vlogger on youtube JoshuaDTV
"What's up Internet! Hey dingleberries, how's it going?"
by olrowe May 10, 2015
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Dingleberries

Berries hailing from the Irish peninsula of Dingle.
These dingleberries are delicious!
by heatstroker January 03, 2011
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Dingleberries

The bits of poop stuck on the pubic hair of ones butt hole after a long and vigorous dump.
Aww dude my ass itches, i dont think i got all the dingleberries off!
by bonerbonerboner December 20, 2010
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Dingleberries

Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.
I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.
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Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.
Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(
by scorpion April 22, 2004
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dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 28, 2005
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