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Vaginal secretion left on one's upper lip after performing the act of oral sex
Look at Toby's Gashtache! He must have been hunting beaver.
Gashtache by Barramundi13 June 30, 2016
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Rashtache 

Irritated skin on your upper lip, making it look like a mustache, which is especially unfortunate for females
After using Nair on her upper lip to remove her girl mustache DESPITE the instructions not to use it on the face, Kaitlin was rewarded with a handsomely dark rashtache
Rashtache by ispeaktheruth May 10, 2009

Gashface 

Gashface is a southern term to descirbe giving oral pleasure to a womans genitals
I gave her good gashface
Gashface by Dan Washington February 27, 2007

gashface 

Gashface refers to someone with a facial configuration that quite closely resembles a female genitalia. Although it is quite unlikely that someone would in fact have a vagina located on their face, it is used as an insult and generally implies that someone is fugly.
Look at Ramsey Jouzy walk past, what a ridiculously gashy gashface that boy has.
gashface by David Fisk June 11, 2006

gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache 

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy
Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007

gashtacular

a women's vagina that is exceptionally spectacular.
Hey girl, you've got one gashtacular prize between those legs!
gashtacular by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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