Gaystack
The act of when a bunch of naked homosexuals pile on top of each other with their penis's in each other's butt's.
The homosexuals made a Gaystack.
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Needle in a Gaystack
The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
Needle in a Gaystack by audgim December 13, 2012
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needle in the gaystack
Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck
Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick
Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack
Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.
Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick
Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack
Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.
needle in the gaystack by IceKing September 12, 2013
Giant Gaystacks
Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!
1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!
2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!
Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!
1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!
2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!
Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!
Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!
I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!
I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!
Giant Gaystacks by Slamming Rum Joseph September 6, 2005
needle in a gay stack
In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!
Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?
Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?
Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.
Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?
Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.
needle in a gay stack by Vojie October 10, 2012
gaystache
Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.
gaystache by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020
gaysack
gaysack by origami kid December 14, 2008
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