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Gustache 

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy
Gustache by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007
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gustache 

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
gustache by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache 

I need to pluck otherwise I'm gonna grow a gustache.
A gustache is horrid.
Gustache by LobYZ August 24, 2014
The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.
When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin
Goustache by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

Glustacher 

A person with glasses and a moustache.
oh.. did i say person.. i ment FUCK FACE!!!!!
They are total douche bag nerds and if you see one don't be afraid to throw your used band aid at them (Or Shit)
The other day my mom looked a glustacher in the eye.
My mother's dead.

Gushtache 

The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.
"I wanted to give her the full on glazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."
Gushtache by MacInbush November 4, 2016
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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