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Ted: He sure has.
Gay cock by john987 January 14, 2008
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gay cock sucker 

A boy who sucks another guys dick
Jorge and Colby are Gay cock sucker
gay cock sucker by Lit kid 111 March 23, 2017

Gay Cock Bouncer 

A person (usually a gay man) jumps up and down on a male cock, therefore they are called a cock bouncer, this happens often in gay intercourse/intense sex and ends up with the person who’s getting bounced on, cumming in their ass.
Bounce on my cock you fucking Gay Cock Bouncer!

Black Cock Gay 

A term used to refer to the inferior feeling a white male feels when seeing a black cock either in porn or in real life. The larger size of the black cock makes any hetro white into a sissy for black cock. He is no longer a man. He is forever the black man's bitch.
John's girlfriend finally talked him into a three way but when John saw what Tyrone had in his pants he immediately became Black Cock Gay.

Cock Gay Scale 

The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.

This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.

Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.

Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
Cock Gay Scale by fuckingbrit August 1, 2012

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Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.
Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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