gawld
My yoohoo is gawld.
gawld by Tecoletrain February 13, 2015
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Gawd
Gawd by Starchylde December 30, 2014
gewld
An acknowledgment of a fact, implying indifference or low-level disdain. Like the CB radio term "10-4", but of mundane or slightly annoying real-life situations.
gewld by Wristy In The Jar January 7, 2011
Galdness
The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
gawdy butt
Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.
gawdy butt by Echo Da Wizz March 4, 2009
giovanni_the_gawd
Giovanni_the_gawd is a Brooklyn gawd whose beauty is captivating as OShun the goddess, and has respect and admiration from all men and women with her charm.
giovanni_the_gawd by Yama Lord March 26, 2020
Gawds Awful Towers
A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.
Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?
Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok
Person 1: bruh
Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019
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