gawld

The Dutch way of saying "Gold".

My yoohoo is gawld.

by Tecoletrain February 13, 2015

Gawd

Like swearing God! But with More Drastic Emphasis

Gawd I Hate that Fuckin' traffic!!!!

by Starchylde December 30, 2014

gewld

An acknowledgment of a fact, implying indifference or low-level disdain. Like the CB radio term "10-4", but of mundane or slightly annoying real-life situations.

Local Man: "Hey Area Man, wake up! You've gotta be at work in half an hour!"

Area Man: "Gewld."

by Wristy In The Jar January 7, 2011

Galdness

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

gawdy butt

Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.

The lumberjack had gawdy butt after the rain soaked his overalls.

by Echo Da Wizz March 4, 2009

giovanni_the_gawd

Giovanni_the_gawd is a Brooklyn gawd whose beauty is captivating as OShun the goddess, and has respect and admiration from all men and women with her charm.

Giovanni_the_gawd is a Brooklyn God with major influence on man kind.

by Yama Lord March 26, 2020

Gawds Awful Towers

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019